Besides hair gel, what are some practical applications for ear wax?

Use it on paper to make you own homemade Post-Its.Besides hair gel, what are some practical applications for ear wax?
artistic sculptures





You'd have to collect a lot of it for this, but . . . think of all the beautiful colors you'd have . . . and think of all the fun you'd have forming it with your hands! Yum!!!Besides hair gel, what are some practical applications for ear wax?
Ladders.





My dad's in the trade. I'll rustle you up some contacts, son.


Meet me 'there' in 5. Bring 'it' and don't tell a soul.
I would say.... But it would probably get deleted, so I won't.
Furniture polish! Squeaky doors!
Date-repellent? Fly traps?
candles


crayons


plugging wasp's nests


flicking at people


snack


ear plugs


shine your car


cat snack


hang things on walls


stick it on doorknobs for people to go 'ewwwwwwww'
When you can't afford to buy wax for the braces cutting into your cheeks and tongue.
It's great for frying bacon in.


Especially now that everyone is getting swine flu.


Would you eat bacon fried in ear wax?
If you smear it on your underarms it attracts prostitutes who want to freebie you rotten.
If you save up a big wad of it, they make excellent ear plugs.





Uggh, I just lost my appetite!
Special sauce
A candle
Lubricant of course... DUH! lol
to glue your fake moustache on
a scooper that's small enough to get in